i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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