Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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