I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ambien. No doubt about it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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