Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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