i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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