nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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