i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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