he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Farmville is her only friend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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