Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How does it feel to date your dad?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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