marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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