There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How does one acquire holy water?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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