See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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