Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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