so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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