I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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