she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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