Already got asked if we're dating
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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