But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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