S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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