what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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