is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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