so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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