Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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