You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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