She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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