remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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