Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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