Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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