Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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