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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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