absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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