i just google imaged poop.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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