She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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