it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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