hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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