the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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