Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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