i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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