Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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