If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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