So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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