We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
ok first of all what the fuck
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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