How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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