I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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