Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I need moral support for this bender
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
the raccoons are back...
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