It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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