Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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