David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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