What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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