i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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